The Tarot Tea-Cardi B, Offset, Timothée Chalamet & Kylie Jenner
Tarot readings for the rich, famous, and messy.
The Tarot Tea — where the cards spill way more than secrets, darling. My third eye is on the rich, the famous and the gloriously messy.
Ready to know what the universe really thinks of your faves.. Love lives? Exposed. PR stunts? Decoded. Secrets? The cards always know.
Sip slow, babe—this tea is hot. 🔮💋
Cardi B & Offset:
Uh-oh, lovers out of sync (again). But this time it looks like it's finally over! The energy and cards are serving up clashing vibes, mismatched values, and some serious "we need to end this mess" energy. The messy toxic passion might still be hot, but the connection? Fraying like a cheap wig in a thunderstorm. Think missed calls, mixed signals, and decisions made from ego—not heart. Trouble's been brewing behind those designer shades.
We’re talking surprise texts, headline-worthy blowups, or secrets spilling like a bad Brazilian butt lift. This isn’t just drama—it’s a cosmic cleanse. This divorce is the current chapter going up in flames, baby.
But don’t worry, Cardi’s got this. However, there will be some blowups and bumps in the road. She wants The Empress energy —luxurious, unbothered, and glowing like she just dropped a new single. But as we all know Offset knows how to ruffle her feathers. One of the main reasons he is asking for spousal support is to be petty.
Offset will be left in the dust if he can’t evolve quickly. Expect more headlines, shade, and more foolishness.
Timothée Chalamet & Kylie Jenner:
Ooh honey, the cards are talkin’—and they’re not mincing words. Yes, the chemistry between the couture cutie and beauty mogul is undeniable—but so is a perfume sample. This connection? Sizzling on the surface, but scratch beneath the glam and it’s giving... lip gloss and illusions. Passion? Yes. Soul-alignment? Hmm, ask again later.
Somebody’s playing peekaboo with the truth. It’s not full-on betrayal, but we’re in the land of curated captions, cryptic DMs, and red carpet smiles masking closed-door conversations. Is it about image? Fame fatigue? Or just not being ready to go deep when the cameras aren’t rolling?
There is big drama energy waiting in the wings. We're talking sudden plot twists, truth grenades, and that classic Kardashian-level chaos. This isn’t just a blip, babe—it's the Universe snatching the wig off anything built on convenience over connection. The tea is hot and it’s bubbling over.
Hot? Depends on who you ask. High-vibe? Questionable. Endgame? Let’s just say this romance might make headlines and horoscopes, but whether it lasts? Only time—and another tarot pull—will tell. Until then, buckle up, because the next act could be a breakup ballad or a perfectly timed brand collab.
Messy, famous, and totally messy.. That's Tarot Tea.
Sip your tea from a Tarot Domme mug:
